Toronto Raptors – What they’re saying

So, what happened to Timberwolves fans?  Were they holding a state of the franchise meeting for the Vikings last night?  Does Al Jefferson have an unusually large extended family?  Was there a rumor that Renee Zelwegger was going to be at the game?

Honestly, how many fucking people were there last night?  900?  Official attendance was 12,722.  The only way that number stands is if you counted every fat person in triplicate.  Then, maybe.

At least the US economy isn’t exactly like the chemical shitter from Christmas Vacation at this point.  Oh, wait…  Never mind.

Nice W last night.  Let’s drift through what they’re saying:

Fresh off of my podcast with Triple P yesterday where we joked about media members making the “plan the parade route” joke, here’s the title of Doug Smith’s blog post:

Start planning the parade route

Media members are going to start being creative right around the same time Chris Brown is on the cover of Elle Magazine.

Speaking of Chris Brown…  Holy fucking shit.  Good to know that the court of public opinion waits until all the facts are released before making a judgment call.  This relates principally, to Perez Hilton.  Perez is savvy.  In situations like this one, he always picks a side, and then hammers home his position every chance there is.  If you agree with him, you check the site and if you disagree, you check the site all the time.  Whatever.  Good for Perez.

Dino Blogger has a chat with Matt Devlin.  Just a quick thought for the sites in The Score’s Blog Federation…  The Friday The 13th add that you’re running makes it sound like my computer is crashing.  It’s unnerving.  This has very little to do with anything.

Back to DB’s chat with Devlin: If Dino Blogger and I ever do a podcast together, I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to get him to use a swear word.  I’d settle for “shit”, but my true aspiration would be the employment of “motherfucker” or “cocksucker”, preferably directed at me.

Random question: If Dino Blogger ever typed “motherfucker”, would he spell it:

• Mutherfucker
• Motherfuker
• Mottherfucker
• Motherfuccer

Hopefully, we’ll find out soon.

What would the Raptors have to do this season to top this headline from a depressing, disgusting, “please-make-it-stop” standpoint?

Roberto Alomar sued by ex-girlfriend claiming he has AIDS

You don’t want to underestimate the ability of this Raptor squad, but I don’t think they can do it.

Michael Grange takes a fantastic dig at Mo Williams.  By the way, I heard a rumor that Michael might be a little bit too competitive in pick-up basketball.  Don’t ever say I don’t break news, folks.

Reading the recaps over at Raptors Republic and Raptors Forum just made me a little depressed (and kind of hungry).  If you’re feeling the same way I suggest you venture over to this link for a chuckle.  RIGHT NOW!

This is indicative of a larger Raptor-related problem, at this point, even wins make people angry.

We’re coming to the end of Toronto Raptors – What they’re saying being in the regular post rotation.  A comment that I received on a recent post has me thinking about what type of content I want to put on Searching For ‘93.

It was a re-direction that was on my mind to begin with, this gentlemen just brought it to the forefront.  In the early going, this was fun, but overall, I’m not sure how useful it is.  Producing content that is applicable, thought-provoking and unique is my goal on Searching For ‘93.  That doesn’t mean, I can’t fire off one of these pieces when inspiration strikes, that will certainly happen.

Moving forward, S’93 is looking for things that you can’t find anywhere else.  Stay tuned.